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10:00pm April 15, 2014
seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

9:59pm April 15, 2014

That Kennedy and Lincoln post has a lot of accurate statements but it also has a lot of inaccuracies (ex: oswald did not kill kennedy), hence why im not reblogging it.

9:50pm April 15, 2014

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

9:49pm April 15, 2014
krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

9:47pm April 15, 2014

kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

9:45pm April 15, 2014

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

egg

OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

1:17pm April 15, 2014

i am logging off of tumblr i have made a fool ofmyself and i am never returning goodbye

1:17pm April 15, 2014

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

1:06pm April 15, 2014

718rogue:

madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

Loool

1:06pm April 15, 2014

daintybara:

I didn’t know billy was in kill la kill

1:05pm April 15, 2014

sockzombie:

okay so i posted this picture of the moon in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle as a joke on FaceBook.

imageand somebody LITERALLY thought that was the real fucking moon and SAVED and reposted this. they didn’t even “share” it!!

image

THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2001. 

HE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

good job sega.

1:04pm April 15, 2014

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

12:28pm April 15, 2014

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

12:28pm April 15, 2014
12:21pm April 15, 2014

Me on trial for your murder.

Me on trial for your murder.